Must Read! See Ten signs you are dating a Mammy Water(mermaid spirit)


This is a very hilarious piece. Read on…

1). You picked her up from the Street or Club. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building

2). You don’t know her real name or even her surname. Maybe she even told you her name is just Mary……That’s all

3). She agrees to sleep with you on the first day in fact, she agrees to move into your place no questions asked

4). She never gets tired, She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper, go market , cooks and still sleep’s with you when she’s done

5). She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples ,her makeup looks permanent and everything is always in the right place

6). She never talks about her family and doesn’t have any friend

7) Ever since you met her, your life has turned upside down but of course, your grandma in the village is the cause

8) All she cares about is Brazilian hair.

9). She has stopped you from eating Fish. Ever since you met her, its either chicken or meat, nothing from the sea

10). Finally, She’s the perfect Girl. she doesn’t ask you for anything. She doesn’t care about Valentines day and you don’t even know her birthday. She never gets jealous or goes through you phone.

Guys, if your babe falls in these categories, you better wake up and run for your life…please, drop your comments and let us know what you think.

5 Comments so far. Feel free to join this conversation.

  1. Ndah Sampson December 8, 2014 at 5:39 PM - Reply

    I am Ndah Sampson residing in FCT Abuja, Not all ladies who are hard working and good looking love to sleep around, though some may like to play and laugh with everyone, but when it comes to love making they are stick to their husband or boy friend though some do so because they have nobody on earth as parent, therefore they want to do their best to any man that they have decided to stay with for security purpose and to get where she belong to.

    • Ndah Sampson December 8, 2014 at 5:49 PM - Reply

      therefore, not all are cheaters as you may think. or, it is bad to think that all such ladies are cheaters. otherwise, what would you call those who always complain that she is sick of one sickness or the other whenever you feel and need her love? those are cheaters because no one can be sick all the time. it is after they have gone out and do it other men they will come back home to complain that they are sick and would not want their men to touch or play with them, talkless of making love.

    • Gist missy December 12, 2014 at 7:17 AM - Reply

      I appreciate your opinion dear reader, and i think you’re also right. But it appears you made this comment under the wrong blog post.

  2. Anonymous July 13, 2015 at 11:17 PM - Reply

    I will marry her because she did everything in a good time that is she is better dan human being

  3. mutiu July 13, 2015 at 11:20 PM - Reply

    Wil Mary her because she did everything dat a good time ND I think she is better dan human being

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