You know what really winds me up? Terrible plot twists, thatâ€™s what.
Everyoneâ€™s had this experience before: there you are, enjoying a perfectly serviceable romance/thriller/drama/action/horror/ [insert odd subgenre here] flick, shutting out the rest of the world when, suddenly, youâ€™re shocked/confused out of your seat, and not in a good way, no not at all. Youâ€™ve just witnessed a ruinously bad plot twist that has the net effect of obliterating (yes, I too can use big words) any shred of credibility your film of choice may have once possessed.
Please know that you have my deepest sympathies, and if you need to talk to anyone to help you get through this troubled time or you just need to let the pain go, our comment boards are always open to you.
In order to help preserve the sanity of my fellow cinephiles (use a dictionary people!) and possibly save a few from getting blindsided by terrible out-of-the-blue twists, weâ€™re counting off seven solid films that were derailed by jaw-droppingly bad twists.
Of course: spoiler alert!Â (thou hast been warned o!, this is not for the weak)
7. The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
The Story:Â In Christopher Nolanâ€™s much-anticipated trilogy-capper, Batman (Christian Bale) has laid dormant for eight years, having taken the fall for Harvey Dent/Two-Faceâ€™s crimes, when the arrival of cat burglar Selina Kyle (Anne Hathaway) and powerful mercenary Bane (Tom Hardy) force him back into action. As Baneâ€™s army topples Gotham Cityâ€™s government and gains complete control of the city, Batman faces his greatest challenge yet in his attempts to protect the lives of Gothamâ€™s citizens.
The Twist: After Batman escapes from a foreign prison and leads Gothamâ€™s remaining police officers in a brutal battle against Baneâ€™s mercenary soldiers, he finally throws down with the brawny revolutionary. After suddenly finding the strength to pummel Bane into submission, Batman attempts to force the location of a nuclear detonator from him. Enter Miranda Tate, executive member of Wayne Enterprises and Bruce Wayneâ€™s main love interest. And then after a brief speech, she promptly stabs him in the abdomen and reveals herself to be the psychotic daughter ofÂ Batman BeginsÂ villain Raâ€™s al Ghul. It has been her all along, not Bane, who has been engineering Gothamâ€™s destruction.
Why It Sucks:Â In less than one minute of screen-time, Nolan effectively neuters his main villain, transforming him from a brilliant criminal mastermind into a simple soldier acting out of puppy love for his commander. After proving a more-than-capable adversary for Batman for over two hours, the sudden reveal that he is just another puppet is both unsatisfying and highly dubious. As if to underscore that his aim was to pull the rug out from under his audienceâ€™s feet, Nolan then quickly kills Bane off by having Selina Kyle shoot him against a wall with a blast from the Batpod. If Talia al Ghul had been an interesting villain in the slightest, the twist would have worked better. As it was, pulling an unjustified switcheroo with his antagonists cheapened Nolanâ€™s grand finale and only truly succeeded in irking fans.
6.Â Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
The Story: After a long absence, Harrison Fordâ€™s iconic, bullwhip-cracking, fedora-donning archaeologist returns in an adventure that finds him partnering with his son Mutt Williams (Shia LaBeouf) in order to prevent the Russians from gaining possession of powerful artifacts. At the height of the Cold War, Soviet soldiers led by the brilliant Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) pursue Indiana Jones and Mutt into the jungles of Peru in order to secure mysterious crystal skulls and harness their otherworldly abilities.
The Twist: After entering a temple in the mystical city of Akator, Indy, Mutt and Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) realize that the crystal skulls belonged to inter-dimensional beings who were once worshipped as gods by ancient Mayans. When Spalko arrives and attaches a skull to the head of one alien skeleton, the beings begin to communicate with the group, thanking them for returning the skull and offering a â€œgift.â€ Spalko demands they transfer their collective knowledge into her mind, which causes an inter-dimensional portal to open and her body to disintegrate. Indy, Mutt and Marion escape, along with a colleague named Oxley, just in time to watch a flying saucer rise from the collapsing temple and disappear in the sky.
Why It Sucks: After such a long gap between the original trilogy and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, there was no way that the film was going to satisfy all Indy purists. And yet, itâ€™s so much worse than it needed to be. Director Steven Spielberg and series creator George Lucas each let their fondness for CGI-heavy sci-fi seep over into Indiana Jones, which has never been about those kinds of plots. Solving the mystery of the filmâ€™s main MacGuffin with the introduction of crystalline alien skeletons is careless and silly even by Lucasâ€™ standards. The Ark, Hindu stones and Holy Grail were also completely central to their filmsâ€™ plots, while Kingdom of the Crystal Skull throws an entire alien civilization into its third act without nearly enough build-up. Worse still, the film shows cheesily-CGI aliens, which is like showing an angry God personally striking down Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Clearly, some things are much better left to the imagination â€“ what a fourth Indiana Jones film could look like, for example. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull worked hard to ruin the franchise by shifting genres from rip-roaring adventure into ill-conceived sci-fi.
5. Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)
The Story: In the final installment of George Lucasâ€™ original trilogy, Jedi Apprentice Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) and the Rebel Alliance launch a full-scale attack against the Empire as evil Emperor Palpatine attempts to build a second Death Star in order to crush the rebellion. As Luke, Han Solo (Harrison Ford) and Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) lead the attack, Luke also attempts to bring his estranged father, Darth Vader, back from the Dark Side of the Force.
The Twist:Â When visiting dying Jedi Master Yoda, Luke learns that he is not the only Skywalker in the galaxy. The ghost of Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi (Alec Guinness) tells Luke that he has a twin sister. Instinctually, Luke knows that Princess Leia is his sister, and Kenobi confirms as much.
Why It Sucks: From the first time Luke saw Leia as a hologram in A New Hope, there was an insinuation that he had strong romantic feelings for the princess, and as Han and Luke rescue her from the Death Star in that film, thereâ€™s a fair amount of bickering over which one of the two should pursue her affections. In The Empire Strikes Back, Leia reciprocates Lukeâ€™s feelings by passionately kissing him not once but twice. Luke and Leiaâ€™s romance is so obvious to the other characters that, in Return of the Jedi, Han agrees to back off so the two of them can be together. And yet, when Luke tells Leia that they are twins, she says, â€œI know. Somehow, Iâ€™ve always known.â€ A curious response, considering how cozy the two had been getting up until that point in the series (I mean, just check out that poster). Adding a quasi-incestuous layer to what was supposed to be a movie geared towards younger audiences did not lend any emotional clarity to Return of the Jedi; instead, it shut down one of the trilogyâ€™s main romantic relationships for seemingly no reason.
4. I Am Legend (2007)
The Story: After a man-made virus designed to cure cancer mutates and kills 90% of the worldâ€™s population, turning the survivors into nocturnal, vampiric predators, virologist Robert Neville (Will Smith) survives and carries out experiments in hopes of creating a cure for the virus. Alone in an overgrown, dilapidated New York City, Robert learns to withstand attacks by the Darkseekers and hunt for food, all the while searching for other survivors.
The Twist:Â After finding two immune humans, Anna (Alice Braga) and Ethan (Charlie Tahan), Robert brings them back to his home, where he is experimenting on an infected woman. Anna inadvertently leads the Darkseekers straight to them, and the creatures launch a full-scale assault against Robertâ€™s house. After discovering that his treatment on the woman is working, Robert takes a blood sample and hands it to Anna, ushering her and Ethan into a coal chute. In order to save them, he pulls the pin from a grenade and takes out the Darkseekers, at the cost of his own life.
Why It Sucks:Â What movie expects its audience to get behind killing its sole main character to save two people who randomly show up in the filmâ€™s final third? The entire film focuses on Robert attempting to survive, but as soon as he meets the other people he has been hoping to find for years, he is immediately willing to sacrifice himself for them, even though itâ€™s made clear that thereâ€™s plenty of room in the coal chute for all three of them. This is Titanic all over again!
Besides, Robert is a brilliant scientist, and it took him ages to come up with a cure for the virus. Whoâ€™s to say that the people Anna and Ethan eventually run across will even understand what he did or how to replicate it? Finally, changing the novelâ€™s ending negates its main idea. In the novel, Robert was eventually captured by the vampires and discovered that they were attempting to build a new society after developing their own medication to counteract the effects of the vampiric virus. The point of the filmâ€™s title was that Robert had become a bogeyman to the creatures, who were much more intelligent than he had realized. He was the sole remainder of a bygone species, a legend, killing them out of a misguided belief that it was his duty to find a cure and restore humans, not accept humankindâ€™s replacement by the new species. In adding a needlessly heroic twist ending, I Am Legend loses sight of its original purpose and leaves viewers with an abrupt, wildly unsatisfying conclusion.
3. Brave (2012)
The Story: In the wilds of Scotland, a feisty young princess named Merida (voiced by Kelly MacDonald) defies her traditional parents by proclaiming that she has no desire to be betrothed to a prince from another clan. A free spirit who would rather practice her archery skills than learn the finer elements of womanhood, Merida turns to a witch in order to help alter her fate. However, when Meridaâ€™s wish has unintentionally catastrophic consequences, she must rely on her wits to save her kingdom.
The Twist: When Merida asks a local witch to help her change her motherâ€™s mind about Meridaâ€™s future as a bride to a loutish clansman, the witch tells her to feed her mother an enchanted cake. When Merida does so, the cake magically transforms the queen into a giant black bear. Determined to reverse the curse before two sunrises have passed and the queen remains a bear forever, Merida sets out on a quest into her landâ€™s rich, mysterious past.
Why It Sucks: Marketed as a lushly animated adventure about the adventures of an endearingly spunky young princess, Brave takes a bizarre left-field turn by shifting the focus from Merida to her transformed mother. Unfortunately, that plot-line is neither interesting nor original enough to command the audienceâ€™s attention, and Brave falls unexpectedly flat as a result. Though the filmâ€™s animation is gorgeous and the humor is enjoyable, taking the â€œmagical transformationâ€ route prevents Brave from engaging its audience. As Pixarâ€™s first female-centric movie, Brave could have succeeded if it kept the spotlight on Merida. Instead, itâ€™s forgettable and formulaic.
2. Saw (2004)
The Story:Â Two men awaken chained to pipes in a dirty, disused bathroom. A dead body lying between them holds a tape recorder, through which they learn that they are prisoners of the sadistic Jigsaw killer, who likes to play games with his victims. One man, Adam, is told to escape the bathroom, while the other, Lawrence, is told that he must murder Adam or else his wife and daughter will be killed.
The Twist: After Lawrence saws his foot off and shoots Adam, one of Jigsawâ€™s cronies enters to kill Lawrence, but is bludgeoned to death by a heavily bleeding but still conscious Adam. Lawrence crawls to get help, leaving Adam still shackled. The dead body, which has been between Adam and Lawrence for the entire movie, suddenly arises to reveal itself as the Jigsaw killer, John Kramer. When Adam tries to shoot him, John shocks him and knocks the gun away. He then seals the door and leaves Adam to die in the dark.
Why It Sucks: For most of its running time, Saw is a nauseating but compelling horror film that uses its small setting to great effect. However, having a corpse suddenly rise to life is a strange twist that comes out of absolutely nowhere and insults the intelligence of the two main characters. It seems strikingly illogical that neither Adam nor Lawrence would have scrutinized the body to check for signs of breathing or movement. If there had been some sort of hint at Jigsawâ€™s presence in the room with the two men earlier in the film, his ultimate unveiling could have been a great twist, but because it comes out of nowhere and holds basically no significance to viewers whoâ€™ve only gotten to know Adam and Lawrence in the film, it ends the tense, atmospheric horror flick with an undercutting whimper rather than a bang.
And that my friends is how I lost my swear word virginity.
1.Â Â Â Â Â Â Now You See Me (2013)
The Story:Â A group of magicians known as the Four Horsemen (Jesse Eisenberg, Dave Franco, Woody Harrelson and Isla Fisher) confound law enforcement officers by pulling off incredible bank robberies during their shows and distribute the money to audience members. FBI agent Dylan Rhodes (Mark Ruffalo) and Interpol detective Alma Dray (MÃ©lanie Laurent) team up to track the Horsemen and their mysterious benefactor. Their investigation expands as the duo encounter famed magician-buster Thaddeus Bradley (Morgan Freeman) and discover that the Horsemenâ€™s activity may be tied to the death of Lionel Shrike, a magician who was exposed by Bradley and died performing a dangerous underwater stunt to regain his credibility. As the magicians consistently remain one step ahead of their pursuers, Rhodes starts to question how much he can trust his new partner.
The Twist:Â The Horsemen pull off one final trick â€“ stealing a large safe and showering a willing crowd with the millions of dollars it contained â€“ and then disappear. The money given to the crowd turns out to be fake, and the real money shows up in Bradleyâ€™s car. He is hauled away to a jail cell and denounced as the Horsemenâ€™s benefactor. Rhodes arrives at his cell to discuss the case with him. With Bradley behind bars, Rhodes suddenly reveals that he was on the side of the Horsemen all along. Shrike was his father; the heists were designed to take revenge on those responsible for Shrikeâ€™s death, including the man who denounced him. Rhodes then meets the Horsemen, reveals his true identity as a master magician (and their mysterious benefactor) and welcomes them into a top-secret society of magicians called The Eye.
Why It Sucks:Â For most of its length, Now You See Me is an enjoyably light, fast-paced thriller. Then its big reveal arrives, and everything falls apart faster than a house of cards in a hurricane. Rhodes is introduced as a dopey and ineffective FBI agent and remains that way up until the last five minutes, until the screenwriters see fit to reveal him as an evil genius who has been pulling the strings the entire time. Comeagainforbigfudge?
So, in order to wreak unnecessarily complicated vengeance on those he deems responsible for his fatherâ€™s death (the guy who debunked him, the makers of a shoddily-constructed safe that warped during the trick and the high-powered finance guys who refused to pay insurance on Shrikeâ€™s death), Rhodes rose up through the ranks of the FBI for more than thirty years, arousing no suspicion whatsoever despite totally sucking at his job, and serendipitously wound up on the case of the Horsemen so that a series of unlikely coincidences could allow him to get away with his hare-brained scheme.
While all of this mayhem is going on, Rhodes seduces the Interpol detective with his stupid, stupid puppy-dog eyes and then admits to her that heâ€™s been behind everything the whole time. Instead of, I donâ€™t know, turning him in, she just continues to flirt with him and walks off into the sunset, condemning Bradley to spend the rest of his life in prison. *Insert Scarlet Johanssonâ€™s voice* because thatâ€™s like totally fair.
The filmâ€™s tagline, â€œThe closer you look, the less youâ€™ll actually see,â€ is the perfect way to describe its ending â€“ as I struggle to find any logical explanation for the inane drivel that goes on its final minutes, all I end up with is a headache I donâ€™t deserve.
So, there you have it. A bunch of great films that were completely derailed by horrible plot twists. Did we miss any? Let us know in the comments below!
Via – Sodas & Popcorns